Daily Intel Gossip Girl Recaps

Season 1

1. “Pilot”: ‘Gossip Girl,’ The Most Important Show of Our Time
2. “The Wild Brunch”: ‘Gossip Girl’ Goes Straight to the O.C. Place
3. “Poison Ivy”: There Are Only Eight Colleges in America
4. “Bad News Blair”: ‘Gossip Girl’ Embraces Friendships, Reality
5. “Dare Devil”: ‘Gossip Girl’ Gets Lost in New York
6. “The Handmaiden’s Tale”: ‘Gossip Girl’ Makes Us Color Blind
7. “Victor, Victrola”: ‘Gossip Girl’ Exceeds Our Expectations, Again!
8. “Seventeen Candles”: ‘Gossip Girl’ Threatens All of Its Great Loves
9. “Blair Waldorf Must Pie!”: ‘Gossip Girl’ Gives Us the Thanksgiving We’ve Always Deserved
10. “Hi, Society”: ‘Gossip Girl’ Says, Granny, Get Your Gun!
11. “Roman Holiday”: A Very ‘Gossip Girl’ Christmas
12. “School Lies”: ‘Gossip Girl’ Takes Us Back to the Future
13. “A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate”: In Which We Say Those Three Little Words to ‘Gossip Girl’
14. “The Blair Bitch Project”: The ‘Gossip Girl’ Recaps Returneth!
15. “Desperately Seeking Serena”: ‘Gossip Girl’ Blinds Us With Color, Evil
16. “All About My Brother”: ‘Gossip Girl’ Blows Our Minds
17. “Woman on the Verge”: ‘Gossip Girl’ Gives Us the High of Our So-Called Lives
18. “Much ‘I Do’ About Nothing”: ‘Gossip Girl’ Ditches Us the Morning After

Season 2

1. “Summer, Kind of Wonderful”: ‘Gossip Girl’ Says ‘Chuck You’ to True Love
2. “Never Been Marcused”: ‘Gossip Girl’ Is Royally Pimpin’
3. “The Dark Night”: ‘Gossip Girl’ Gets Even More Lynchian Than Before
4. “The Ex Files”: ‘Gossip Girl’ Tosses a Nairtini in Our Faces (with comments)
5. “The Serena Also Rises”: ‘Gossip Girl’ Allows Its Light to Shine (with comments)
6. “New Haven Can Wait”: ‘Gossip Girl’ Gains the Freshman Fifteen (with comments)
7. “Chuck in Real Life”: The Secret Life of ‘Gossip Girl’ (with comments)
8. “Pret-a-Poor-J”: ‘Gossip Girl’ Leaves Us Writhing in Excruciating Pleasure (with comments)
9. “There Might Be Blood”: ‘Gossip Girl’ Gets Its Muff Stuffed (with comments)
10. “Bonfire of the Vanity”: ‘Gossip Girl’ Makes Choices (with comments)
11. “The Magnificent Archibalds”: ‘Gossip Girl’ Is Where We Belong (with comments)
12. “It’s a Wonderful Lie”: A Chilly Night in ‘Gossip Girl’ Country (with comments)
13. “O Brother, Where Bart Thou?”: ‘Gossip Girl’ Takes Us Through the First Two Stages of Grief (with comments)
14. “In the Realm of the Basses”: Gossip Girl Catches Us When We Fall (with comments)
15. “Gone with the Will”: Gossip Girl Notices It Has a Penis (with comments)
16. “You’ve Got Yale!”: Gossip Girl’s World Is the Only World That Matters (with comments)
17. “Carrnal Knowledge”: Gossip Girl Meets Stanley Kubrick (with comments)
18. “The Age of Dissonance”: Gossip Girl Changes the Seasons for Us (with comments)
19. “The Grandfather”: Gossip Girl Has a Personality Crisis (with comments)
20. “Remains of the J”: Gossip Girl Faces a Dilemma (with comments)
21. “Seder Anything”: Gossip Girl Matters (with comments)
22. “Southen Gentlemen Prefer Blondes”: Gossip Girl Gets Us Where We Want It (with comments)
23. “The Wrath of Con”: Gossip Girl Explains It All (with comments)
24. “Valley Girls”: Gossip Girl Always Tries to Make the Movie in Its Head Resemble Reality (with comments)
25. “The Goodbye Gossip Girl”: Gossip Girl’s Georgina Ex Machina (with comments)

Season 3

1. “Reversals of Fortune”: Wild Gossip Girls Can’t Be Broken (with comments)
2. “The Freshman”: Gossip Girl’s Heart of Darkness (with comments)
3. “The Lost Boy”: Gossip Girl Makes a Bid on Love (with comments)

(suspended until this kid, who still watches the show, sends me recent links. sry!)